33 Totally Unique Valentine's Day Gifts

Breaking into the kitchen cabinet for sweets has never been naughtier. This chocolate-flavored body icing can painted on wherever you choose — ooh, delectable!

$15, Victoria's Secret

Neon on our clothes is one thing, but on our crotch? If a man is turned on by a hot pink patch of hair, we're not sure if he's a winner or a loser.

$20, BettyBeauty.com

Swap out your everyday perfume for this dreamy romantic scent, recommended by our Fragrance Finder. Take the quiz and see what your match smells like.

$17, Sephora

This color replicates the same flush you get when your heart is racing. Sweep this on cheeks for a "have I been canoodling or not?" glow.

$28, Macy's

Don't get us wrong — we LOVE the eye-opening effects of glue-on false lashes. But if you're planning on batting your eyes while bedding your man, it's best to leave the dramatic effects to waterproof mascara. You don't want one of these to fall off — they look like centipedes by themselves.

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Have a friend who's new to the singles market? This lip-plumping gloss with give her a pout like Megan Fox's — and a surefire ego boost.

$9.99, Target

Great for traveling, this mini pleasure-pack of massage oil, lubricant, and shaving cream will be sure to keep you satisfied wherever you go.

$25, PureRomance.com

This reminds us of the Sex and the City episode when Richard gives Samantha a pearl thong. Hope you don't plan on wearing this to dinner.

$9.99, Spencer's

Give your health-conscious friend a guilt-free chocolate fix with this body crème and body wash duo.

$62.50, Philip B

Cure his dry winter skin by offering a sensual incentive. This sweet-smelling heart-shaped bar melts into skin, leaving it hydrated and soft.

$8.20, LushUSA.com

We have vampire fever too, but unless the recipient's name is Edward Cullen, he might not be so keen on this rather bold statement T-shirt.

Zazzle.com

The finishing touch for your date-night outfit is glowing skin and sexy hair. Mist this all over for a little extra shine that will dazzle him.

$10, Victoria’s Secret

A red lip is a perfect sex-kitten attribute for kissing the back of his Valentine's Day card. This Lipstick Challenge winner is proven to look great on all skin types.

$14, MAC Cosmetics

We love anything that whips us into shape, and this shaking weight will tone your arms. Doing this exercise might put his mind in the gutter, so better to keep this workout for when you're in private.

$19.95, ShakeWeight.com

Feminine and floral, this candle makes the perfect gift for your best girl friend.

$58, Bergdorf Goodman

After a romantic dinner, wind down by treating each other to a massage. Check out other ways to create an at-home couples spa here.

$28, SkinStore.com

All we have to say about this is: Fruit roll-ups belong in a lunchbox, not sandwiched between cheeks.

$5.99, Spencer's

Give this little guy to a friend or relative and warm up her heart and her feet.

$9, Walmart

Yes, we couldn't agree with you more! Need a refill, dear?

$16.75, Zazzle.com

There's a large margin of error here, so be careful where you bite — this novelty item looks like it could turn painful.

$6.99, Spencer's

These lip glosses pack a high-shine smooch and are a great gift paired with Necco Conversation Hearts.

$20, Philosophy

Choose this liquid dessert over bubbly champagne. Between the aphrodisiac quality of the chocolate and the flush from the alcohol, this drink is sure to make you blush.

$29.99, Godiva.com

If he bought you a pair of onesie footed pajamas, we're hoping they're for a camping trip and not because he finds them sexy.

$64.99, JumpinJammerz.com

For a smudge-proof pucker and a rosy glow that will last all day (even through kissing and hugging).

$38, Sephora

This kit includes five mini bottles of sultry hues for a vixen-like manicure and pedicure.

$24, JessicaCosmetics.com

Nothing will kill the mood faster than the lingerings of a garlic-filled dinner. With all the smooching you'll be doing, make sure your breath is in tip-top shape. Scope Outlast's advanced formula will leave your mouth fresh and tingling even more than his kisses. (Just don't let him know that!)

$5.99, Drugstore.com

If she prefers to wear roses rather than keep them on her desk, this Jo Malone fragrance collection is for her. Mix and match the four luxurious scents to create your own personal fragrant aura. We recommend mixing the Red Roses with the Moroccan Mint Leaf cologne.

$95, JoMalone.com

Regular Connect Four will only leave you with bragging rights. Get into the competitive mood with this sexy spin that will leave you with much more.

$19.95, MyPleasure.com

Sure, you can read a book and change the TV channel, but feel sexy? Not even the leopard print does it for us.

$19.99, GetSnuggie.com

Want to wear David Yurman's iconic twisted-cable design on your wrists, neck, and behind your ears without breaking the bank completely? Opt for his luxurious new perfume — a surefire way to put a grin on your face.

$75, DavidYurman.com

Check out more romantic fragrances in our Fragrance Finder.

Inspired by the 1920s Prohibition cocktail with the very same name, this spray has notes of passion fruit and orange liqueur, sure to make mouths water.

$20 for 1 oz., DemeterFragrance.com

We've heard of padding your bra, but if this little thing falls out of your underwear, you'll have some explaining to do.

$16.95, Cuchini.com