Smile: Godiva Strawberry Rose Scented Candle
Chocolate and roses are the traditional V-day duo that never fails.
Blush: Edible Body Icing, Victoria's Secret
Breaking into the kitchen cabinet for sweets has never been naughtier. This chocolate-flavored body icing can painted on wherever you choose — ooh, delectable!
$15, Victoria's Secret
Cringe: Color for Hair Down There
Neon on our clothes is one thing, but on our crotch? If a man is turned on by a hot pink patch of hair, we're not sure if he's a winner or a loser.
Smile: Stella by Stella McCartney Roll-On
Blush: Benefit Thrrrob Blush
This color replicates the same flush you get when your heart is racing. Sweep this on cheeks for a "have I been canoodling or not?" glow.
Cringe: False Lashes
Don't get us wrong we LOVE the eye-opening effects of glue-on false lashes. But if you're planning on batting your eyes while bedding your man, it's best to leave the dramatic effects to waterproof mascara. You don't want one of these to fall off they look like centipedes by themselves.
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Smile: Soap & Glory Sexy Motherpucker Lip Gloss
Have a friend who's new to the singles market? This lip-plumping gloss with give her a pout like Megan Fox's — and a surefire ego boost.
Blush: Pure Romance Mini Nights of Passion
Great for traveling, this mini pleasure-pack of massage oil, lubricant, and shaving cream will be sure to keep you satisfied wherever you go.
Cringe: Candy G-String
This reminds us of the Sex and the City episode when Richard gives Samantha a pearl thong. Hope you don't plan on wearing this to dinner.
Smile: Philip B Chocolate Milk Collection
Give your health-conscious friend a guilt-free chocolate fix with this body crème and body wash duo.
$62.50, Philip B
Blush: LUSH Soft Coeur Massage Bar
Cure his dry winter skin by offering a sensual incentive. This sweet-smelling heart-shaped bar melts into skin, leaving it hydrated and soft.
Cringe: Scary Valentine's Day Shirt
We have vampire fever too, but unless the recipient's name is Edward Cullen, he might not be so keen on this rather bold statement T-shirt.
Smile: Sexy Little Things Shimmering Hair and Body Spray
The finishing touch for your date-night outfit is glowing skin and sexy hair. Mist this all over for a little extra shine that will dazzle him.
$10, Victorias Secret
Blush: MAC Lipstick in Ruby Woo
Cringe: Shake Weight
We love anything that whips us into shape, and this shaking weight will tone your arms. Doing this exercise might put his mind in the gutter, so better to keep this workout for when you're in private.
Smile: NEST Pink Jasmine Candle
Feminine and floral, this candle makes the perfect gift for your best girl friend.
$58, Bergdorf Goodman
Blush: Bath and Body Works Aromatherapy Sandalwood and Fig Massage Oil
Cringe: Edible Thong
All we have to say about this is: Fruit roll-ups belong in a lunchbox, not sandwiched between cheeks.
Smile: Soft Hugwear Ankle Socks and Bear
Give this little guy to a friend or relative and warm up her heart and her feet.
Blush: My Wife's Hot Mug
Yes, we couldn't agree with you more! Need a refill, dear?
Cringe: Candy Nipple Tassels
There's a large margin of error here, so be careful where you bite — this novelty item looks like it could turn painful.
Smile: Philosophy Candy Hearts Lip Gloss Duo
These lip glosses pack a high-shine smooch and are a great gift paired with Necco Conversation Hearts.
Blush: Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
Choose this liquid dessert over bubbly champagne. Between the aphrodisiac quality of the chocolate and the flush from the alcohol, this drink is sure to make you blush.
Cringe: Sexy Sheer Jumpin Jammerz
If he bought you a pair of onesie footed pajamas, we're hoping they're for a camping trip and not because he finds them sexy.
Smile: Benefit Tinted Love Set
For a smudge-proof pucker and a rosy glow that will last all day (even through kissing and hugging).
Blush: Jessica Red Alert Manicure Kit
This kit includes five mini bottles of sultry hues for a vixen-like manicure and pedicure.
Cringe: Bad Breath
Nothing will kill the mood faster than the lingerings of a garlic-filled dinner. With all the smooching you'll be doing, make sure your breath is in tip-top shape. Scope Outlast's advanced formula will leave your mouth fresh and tingling even more than his kisses. (Just don't let him know that!)
Smile: Jo Malone Fragrance Chronicle
If she prefers to wear roses rather than keep them on her desk, this Jo Malone fragrance collection is for her. Mix and match the four luxurious scents to create your own personal fragrant aura. We recommend mixing the Red Roses with the Moroccan Mint Leaf cologne.
Blush: Foreplay Connect
Regular Connect Four will only leave you with bragging rights. Get into the competitive mood with this sexy spin that will leave you with much more.
Sure, you can read a book and change the TV channel, but feel sexy? Not even the leopard print does it for us.
Smile: David Yurman Eau de Parfum
Blush: Demeter Between the Sheets Cologne Spray
Inspired by the 1920s Prohibition cocktail with the very same name, this spray has notes of passion fruit and orange liqueur, sure to make mouths water.
$20 for 1 oz., DemeterFragrance.com