The Situation of JWoww's Extensions
We've already talked about the little bundle of joy that is Snooki and her poof and now, it's time to talk about the centipede (so she calls herself) of JWoww. When it comes to her hair, I think it is more appropriate to call her JWhoaa because those extensions, to put it frankly, are vicious. And not in a good way.
You may be confused, because in this promotional picture JWoww's hair, while not my cup of tea, looks relatively decent. Don't be fooled though, her actual hair rarely looks like that on any given day. Instead, she typically is wandering around the Jersey Shore looking like this:
Now this is a "Situation" if I've ever seen one. Those extensions! Are they synthetic? Polyester? Tweed? Whatever they are made of, they look like a ratted hot mess. If I was a man, and I woke up to this knotty tangle in the morning, I would be terrified. These extensions could literally strangle someone in their sleep.
This is not to say extensions are bad, far from it. However they do take some maintenance and caring for, which JWoww doesn't seem to enjoy doing (are you surprised? She can't even put a shirt on to talk on the phone let alone care for her extensions). It's clear JWoww was at work the afternoon Mrs. Snooki came for her birthday, because if she was in the house, Snooki's mother definitely would have told her these tips for extensions:
Extensions should not be more than twice the length of your normal hair length. It's unclear if JWoww follows this rule, but at times it looks like her hair has just swept the floor, so we are going to go with a no.
If you sleep in your extensions, tie your hair up to prevent tangling. Fail again, JWoww (see above photo).
When you brush your extensions, use a brush with soft bristles, gently brushing from the bottom to the top. Minus points again for the JWoww, since she seems to have forgotten to pack her brush for the summer.
If you want to look like a normal extension wearing citizen, try these tips for wearing long extensions.