Lindsay Lohan's Newest Nail Trend
A slow clap for Lindsay Lohan, everyone. The troubled jailbird has found one trend Lady Gaga hasn't gotten around to yet silently cursing off an entire courtroom by way of fingernail. Don't be ashamed if you stayed at work an extra hour to watch Lohan's sentencing, where the judge gave her 90 days in prison after her bazillionth excuse for missing her counseling classes and why her SCRAM bracelet seems to go off for no apparent reason because I'm guilty right there with you. And let's be honest, it was a little worth it, wasn't it?
After what was quite the show, with Lindsay crying to the judge telling her she did not intend to disrespect the court by missing her scheduled court dates and classes, it looks like Lindsay was pulling a fast one by inscribing a teeny tiny message on her fingernail. Look closely let's just say this message doesn't scream "I heart you and what a lovely shade of red lipstick you're wearing."
What makes me angry (and slightly nervous that I have similar taste to Lohan) is that her nail polish is super-fun! The multicolored leopard print screams summer and would fit in with the other summer nail trends hot to trot for this season (sans expletives, of course).
Good luck in jail, Lindsay. And P.S., you might want to take off your nail polish before heading to the slammer — it probably won't be well received by your new roomies.