An Open Letter to Ke$ha's Really, Really Bad Hair Day
Dear Ke$ha's Hair,
When we first saw this picture of you at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Stars Who Care event last night, we thought you had suffered from a severe case of whipping your hair too much after listening to the Willow Smith jam. But unfortunately for you, it appears you were styled this way on purpose by your owner Ke$ha. All evidence points to the fact that she deliberately globbed tons of sticky and crunchy products on top of you so that the end result would be...this.
Bed head is a hot hair trend at the moment, but this is a little extreme. Our hair has resembled this only once after an embarrassing walk of shame home when we were Trolls for Halloween and were forced to strut it back to our dorms after a night at a frat house that we frankly had no business being at in the first place. We just don't understand what happened. Was Ke$ha too busy brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack that she forgot to brush you? It's befuddling, frankly.
On behalf of your owner, we apologize you were forced to endure this. Our only hope is that you were treated to a deep conditioning treatment after being abused like this. If not, please have your lawyer call ours and we will help you sue for infringement of styling.
The Real Beauty Girls