Oh Ke$ha, what have we done here? We are confused. And sad. Why is your finger gold? Are you trying to one-up Beyoncé to be the new "Single Lady 2.0" now that she's tied up with Jay-Z? Because if so, we hate to tell you it just cannot be done.

The doll date is one thing. No one likes to walk a red carpet sans hunky man attached to our hip but in this case, it might be better to strut your stuff solo. He can't even hold your hand! Plus, he is wearing glitter on his face, another big male no-no.

Are you looking for a new nail polish? If so, try one of these shades...on your nails. Or is this because you needed a new picture pose? So many questions! Regardless of what's going on here we admire your kahunas to try something new out, no matter how ridiculous it looks. Just leave the doll head at home next time.

Hugs and kisses,

Real Beauty staffers

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