An Open Letter to The Biggest Loser Women
Dear Biggest Loser ladies:
Girls, I feel for you. I have watched season after season of girls just like you bear it all on national television, and while for some reason this show always makes me hungry while simultaneously consuming wine from a box (no judgments), I want you to know I am sweating it up in the gym with you in spirit.
Truth be told, I really am sweating it up in the gym with you when I am not pouring wine from a spout! I find some of my best runs happen while watching Jillian Michaels exerhaze you all to death. It's almost like if I stop running she will come through the screen and smack me off my treadmill. But I digress.
I know how hectic your lives must be on the ranch. OK, really you are just exercising for the next few months but regardless you are probably too exhausted to change your sports bra let alone wash and style your hair after every seven-hour workout. So do I have a treat for you!
I won't say that I am overly exhausted after my morning workouts, I will call it what it is laziness. I'd rather sleep in ten minutes longer then get to the gym earlier so I can wash my hair. Thankfully, the amazing invention of dry shampoo makes it look like my hair is perfectly clean to my cubicle mates every day (until they read this post, that is. See the sacrifices I make for you?). I've tried everything from generic to gold encrusted bottles, but I have to say one of my all time favorites is Oscar Blandi Pronto Dry Shampoo Spray. It sprays just like hair spray and soaks up the oil at your roots, leaving your hair grease free and fabulous.
I hope this helps. It's bad enough you have to wear those ridiculous spandex outfits on those jumbotron scales for all the world to see. If us ladies don't have each other's back, who will? Make sure to check out these other fabulous products, in case you score a date with a burly gentleman on the show. Go get 'em girls!