Celebrity Bikinis He'd Love (Or Hate) To See You In

“Kelly’s got an awesome body, but in this suit it looks like she could beat me up. I’d be a lot more attracted to her if she was wearing something more feminine like ruffles. This suit kind of emphasizes the wrong parts.” – Steve, 26

“Her bikini looks good but everything else is wrong. When I go to the beach I don’t want a girl in heels, huge sunglasses and a diva hat. I just want someone I can relax and hang out with. I shouldn’t have to worry about messing up her hair or something.” – Brandon, 23

“I think this suit looks really good on her, it doesn’t matter if you’re not a size zero, just find the suit that works for you. If I can tell a woman is confident I’ll be more attracted to her.” – Alex, 41

“I’ve had a big crush on Gwen since the beginning of No Doubt, but for a mom who still has a 6 pack and sexy body, she should be trying to show it off, not cover it up with a long grandma skirt.” – Taylor, 21

“I’m all for curves, but you ‘gotta know how to flaunt them the right way. I love the chase, so if you leave nothing to the imagination, it’s no fun for me.” – Michael, 32

“For me I feel like Selena Gomez has that girl-next-door kind of look and this suit fits that. I like how her bikini matches her personality.” – Andrew, 24

“Sometimes less is more, and in this case less is a lot more…” – Joey, 27

“You could put Jenny in a paper bag and she’d still look hot, but this bikini works because it’s simple, no frilly stuff. I like a girl who isn’t high maintenance.” – Connor, 31

“I wouldn’t say I’m one to judge a girl’s looks based on her wardrobe, but I am definitely not a fan of a bikini that looks like it should belong in some cheesy 80’s rock video.” – Bryan, 25